A note to our American fans regarding the Anpost deluge of deliveries returned of late. Chaos has ensured with the latest from your dictator. I have entered all info's correctly, along with 'harmonising' corresponding codes. I have been into the Post Office and written to every relevant person to no avail as of yet. As soon as I've word we'll post again and hopefully have everything sent in the following weeks, once everyone knows WTF is going on. Seems Anpost has not categorised media correctly, so the tariff exemption has not been applied.

We thank you for your patience. Steven is livid, stating "This frustrating mess is the work of that Grotesque Orange Skidmark in the Whitehouse."

We apologise and sympathise profusely!